Thou Hast A Slammin' Bod Card

"How shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thine bod is more slammin',
Thine thighs doth not quit."
-William Shakespeare, probably

-A2 sized greeting card with corresponding kraft paper envelope
-Printed on 100% post consumer waste, 100lb white paper
-Blank inside
-Sealed plastic sleeve
-Letterpress printed in Providence, Rhode Island